This is the most amazing dress ever! Its is multicoloured and covered in sequins! Sadly, I cant wear it out for the following two reasons:
1, It obnoxiously screams "Look at me!"
2, It threatens a wardrobe malfuncion at every turn.
Also, I'd like to apologise if your opinion of me was lowered by me referring to the herald sun as 'scum.'
I was in a ranty mood yesterday.
You also could have used 'The Hun'; but I would have thought that discerning readers would have raised their opinion a notch or three.
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