I won the meat tray!! Every Friday night I buy heaps of raffle tickets to support the golf club, but secretly I just realllly want to win the raffle. Tonight I only bought three and I WON THE MEAT TRAY!! Unfortunately I am a vegetarian. But oh well, I’ll have a street party and cook it for everyone else.
This photograph depicts how I look when I am sitting absentmindedly. I need to change that habit if I have any hope of looking mildly intelligent when I’m not concentrating.
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